Me and my siblings made up a pretend town and it is called Monkey Town. There are things like Monkey Military and monkey cars.  So... my brother, Ian made a  monkey newspaper and this is what it said..

MONKEY NEWSPAPER

FACTS*

Amazing monkey jumps from 5,000 feet.

Evil Kissy monkey has a victim.

Robber monkeys steal 2.5 million bananas.

ADVERTISEMENTS*

Go to Jordan's Juke Box Co.

Go to Noah's Adoption Center.

Go to Noah's Bank.  Only 10 % interest.

Ian's Military.

Go to Ian's School.

Go to Ian's Bank.  Get 20 % off if Good Credit Score.

FUNKY MONKEY JOKES*

Well, I can't remember the jokes.  Maybe you can tell me YOUR jokes in the comments!