This is fun.  If you want a good laugh, do a search on Google and see what they say that you need.  Just type "(your name) needs" and see what comes up.  Here is what Google said that I need...

1.  "Connie really needs someone who can give her a lot of time and attention.  She eats thawed frozen rats, likes to hang out, ..."  (Anyone have some breath mints?)

2.  "Connie needs to stick with doing whatever it is she does every day."  (You mean they don't know either?)

3.  "Connie needs a lot more attention!"  (I prefer being scratched behind my ears... meowww)

4.  "Connie needs to be happy."  (Actually, chocolate would do the trick)

5.  "now all Connie needs is a producer and tons of cash."  (I don't know about a producer, but the cash might take care of my needs nicely)

6.  "Connie needs better friends."  (Why?  Do they have tons of cash?)

7.  "Connie needs to begin to turn the corner and start living without fear."  (And what if something scary lurks around the corner?  EEEKKK!!!)

8.  "Connie needs to be in a funny comedy, not a sentimental drama"  (Maybe that's why my dad says, "You need to be on stage... the next stage out of town.")

9.  "Connie needs to figure out a better system for getting the food out faster on those busy days and use the microwave less."  (Why?  Is there a faster way to thaw out frozen rats?)

10.  "Connie needs nothing and is very road-worthy!"  (hmmm... is this where the rubber meets the road?  Like in, I don't really need anything???)  

~Connie~