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• Oct. 22, 2008 - Calling All Math-Whizzes!

 

For those who enjoy solving math problems, here's a good one for you:

 

Once upon a time, there was a woman (oh, we'll just say that she's 47) who went to Walmart to do her weekly shopping.  On her list was Colgate toothpaste.  And, in her hand was a coupon for $1.00 off.  This was a very good deal and she was excited about saving her family money.

 

When she got to the toothpaste aisle, however, she noticed all the different types that Colgate had to offer.  Now, she has two boys (oh, we'll just say they're 9 and 11), so she didn't really want any fancy-smancy toothpaste like Total Advanced Whitening Paste or anything developed with dual-silica technology.  She only wanted the regular stuff... as in, just plain toothpaste.  After looking over all the red, white and blue boxes, she finally noticed the words "Regular Paste" and grabbed it up and place it in her cart.

 

Upon checking off the last item on her list, she proceded to the cashier.  There, she handed over her coupons and smiled, knowing that she had gotten such a good deal.

 

Later at home, the toothpaste was taken out of the box and laid beside the tube that was almost finished.  Here is a sample picture, just to give you some idea of what it might have looked like:

 

 

 

That's when the woman realized that she had made a mistake.  She had bought Crest toothpaste, using the $1 coupon for Colgate!

 

She didn't know what to do at this point.  It was too late to correct that day's balance at Walmart.  Chances are, though, that somebody bought a tube of Colgate toothpaste that day anyway, so the coupon could have been used for that purchase.

 

Or, would it?

 

That's when the woman got to thinking about how this mistake would affect everyone involved.  Who would gain and who would lose?

 

Of course, she still saved a $1.  The person who possibly bought Colgate that day (to justify the use of the coupon), would have paid the regular amount.  But, they weren't aware of the coupon anyway.

 

Would Walmart's books balance that day since there was possibly a purchase of Colgate to offset the coupon?

 

But, what about the Colgate company?  Or, the Crest company?  Would this all balance out for them?

 

This really confused me... er, the woman... the more she thought about it and was wondering if anyone else could straighten this out for her.

Thanks!  J  

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• Oct. 24, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by blessedwith2angels
That's very strange because that the registers are supposed to be programmed just to accept coupons for what you buy. Usually the computer will refuse to accept the coupon.
My husband used to work as a grocery store manager and he said the store wouldn't do anything if you went back and tried to correct it.
Hope that makes you feel better. It was an honest mistake. : )
When I was a teenager, I worked at a grocery store and people would deliberately buy the wrong product and try to use another type of coupon. Then, they'd get mad if you wouldn't accept it, which I wouldn't! Ugh!
Pam
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• Oct. 24, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by drewsfamilytx
One time I walked out of WM with two 12 packs of soda under my cart. I thought the cashier had scanned them but she never did. So when I went to customer service the next day to pay for my soda, they looked at me like I had a third eye or something. And they really didn't know what to do-- did I want to return the soda? You can't return something and then ask to buy it unless we give you your money back first, which would make it a return. So why return it only to pay for it again right after we just gave you your money back?

It behooved everyone for me to just take my soda (without receipt) and leave the store. Without paying. But I tried! I really did. Apparently, in false returns and theft alone, each SuperWM store loses a ton of money... we're talking hundreds of thousands of dollars! From one store! And apparently I somehow contribute to $5 of it because they made me.
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• Oct. 26, 2008 - LOL! I've done things like that!

Posted by jugglingpaynes
Don't they have scanners on your cash registers? I can't believe the coupon scanned. Maybe your coupon actually WAS for Crest.
I usually screw up on the quantity you need to buy to use the coupon.

RYC- You are right. I make my own cards. ;o) Which reminds me, I'm running out of October and I still haven't worked on a Christmas design. 8-O

Peace and Laughter,
Cristina
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• Nov. 2, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by JenIG

wow, that made me dizzy. but it did remind me that i needed to brush my teeth, so, uh, thanks!

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• Nov. 5, 2008 - Coupon Crazy....

Posted by Jaimers
I've done that before. Usually the bar code for the coupon lets them know if the receipt is showing the purchase of that product. I'm surprised it went through at all, unless the cashier ignored it at put it through manually.

In any event most ring outs at the end of the day don't actually match up which coupon went with which receipt. But to clear your conscience, take a crest coupon with you to the store next time and tape it to one of the boxes of toothpaste, I can guarantee you someone will use it.

~jaimers~
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• Nov. 9, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by blessedwith2angels
Just dropping in to say hi. Hope everything is going well with you and your family.
Pam
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• Nov. 13, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by blessedwith2angels
Just wanted to let you know I gave you a friendship award.
Hope everything is going well with you and your family!
Pam
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