Apr. 22, 2008-Everything You Want to Know About Mothers....
Kids Answer Questions About Mothers
Here's how several elementary school students answered the following questions about moms:
Why did God make mothers?
She's the only one who knows where the Scotch tape is.
Mostly to clean the house.
To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
Magic, plus superpowers and a lot of stirring.
God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
We're related.
God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
Comments
Apr. 29, 2008 - Hi
Posted by Jess
Hi I love the mom questions, they're so cute! Kids say the cutest things.
I was letting you know that I am back and seeing how all my friends are doing!
Glad you seem to be doing well. Glad to be back!
Blessings--Jess
