Posted in Posted by Dav Pilkey
Hello My Peasants! Tomorrow I'd like you to do all my chores! *thinks and makes a face* Do you remember me?Bluey: Of course they don't remember you. You haven't posted yet!!!!
shush!
I am Pilkey! But you can call me Deborah from now on. *fake sneezes*
Bluey: *turns and looks and Pilkey/Deborah and starts laughing* What is that?!
It's my boogers.
Bluey: *whispers* Just so you know, it's not really boogers. It's those sticky things that go on the back of credit cards!
I am here to make a speech!
Bluey: this is a writing club.
*pauses as if confused...shurgs* :Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of All Ages! I am just like an annoying virus that keeps popping up everywhere! No one has pretty toes!
Bluey: [inside joke. Read Donita K. Paul's books to get it. ]
I am just here for the money and stuff. I'm just here for the fame. Do they get rich? Cause they are supposed to supposed to pay me $1000 a month.
Bluey: hush. What's your frog poem? *was still typing*
*starts talking*
Bluey:wait! ....okay. Here is the post's point.
Appeal Is A Cool Word. [the title has nothing to do with the poem.]
The frog did not appeal to me,
It eats disgusting stuff you see.
One day, I walked into the garden
A toad popped out in front of me.
I screamed and yelled for help.
My Mom came out and said to me,
That frogs and toads are good you see.
They eat disgusting bugs.
Bluey: that doesn't really rhyme. this is a long post just for that little poem.
Maybe I should change some of it.
Bluey: later.
Bluey: *smiles sheepishly* that's it for now. G'bye. Bj say goodbye!
No. I am not going to say goodbye! Do you know waht I've been through? Do you have to type everything I say?
Bluey:....yes.
*boings out*
Bluey: *laughs and shakes head* This is Blue Balliett signing off for Deborah Pilkey.
tell 'em I love ;em! Good night hollywood!
