Last night Game Master told me he had only 50 pp left to read in The Hobbit. He and I have been reading The Hobbit for our first co-op meeting next Tuesday (I am teaching the class). At any rate, I said...oh, so Smaug is dead. And he said, "yes, but the dwarves don't know it yet, but I do."

I smiled and said, 'yep, they are pretty worried about what is going to happen when he comes back, aren't they?"

He grinned, held out his hand with a pretend card in it and said, "That's why elves put their gold on Visa Check Guard!" 

I thought I would split a gut!  I am still chuckling.  Well, maybe you had to be there, my hubby didn't think it was as funny as Jungle Princess and I did...so maybe it was the delivery. But I wanted to share!