The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,

regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and

central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code

named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in

all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed "Subsequent Internal

Non-morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily

expressed.

Some other symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion in the mental component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,

is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to

correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most

generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of

these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the

REPENTANCE procedure. N ext, download ATONEMENT from the Repair

Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small

the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions

Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction

voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and

problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being

permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will

have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted

to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important

recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "knee mail".