Stephen, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary, and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in that driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 60 seconds, and it had better be there!" The next morning Steven got up really early before work. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window. And sure enough, there was a small, gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Stephen is not yet well enough to have visitors. (from Bob Hines.)