"Hey, Terry!" I heard my brother call. "I've found something!" My brother and I are ferrets. Everyone knows that rats and mice steal food. Well we ferrets, steal just about everything, especially rubber duckys, and it seemed my brother, xavier/xavy, had found something good to steal. "It better be worth it!" I called back as I scurried up to him, praying it was a rubber ducky or two. "Way to go Xavy." I said sarcastically. "You found a toilet plunger." "I thought it was cool." he replied sheepishly, Or ferretily. we were exploring a new room. Our owners usually leave us to scurry about the whole house so the new scenes were strange until I realised that we were in a hotel room. The family's stuff was lying all around. "Wait  Xavy! Come here!" "What is it now, Terry. Can't you see I'm... Whoa. Is...Is that an ocean!?" "No you goofball. That's a pool!" I replied. Suddenly I saw a boy with a giant rubber ducky inflatabie. Man did I want that ducky. "Quick, Xavy! Help me push this!" I said ,as a plan started to form. With a quizzical expression he came to my aid and we shoved with all of our tiny ferret might. and shlowly we managed to knock over a tall hat and coat rack and it went crashing towards the pool window. Yes! Yes! Yes!, I thought, that ducky is mine. But to my surprise, the racket rocked back and forth barely an inch away from the window and, to my furiousness, lo and behold fell backward onto the bed. In terrible anger, for so was my longing for that ducky, I beat my little paws against the window and nearly fell out. I did not know what had happened until I heard Xavier say, "Youv'e done it Terry! It was a swing out window!" And I realized that indeed the window was unsecured and swing out paneled. I laughed in surprise and we leapt out onto the nearest sunbather. We have an adventure in which: we are abducted by an evil villain, turned against each other in a ferret fight arena, battle our way out working together with the  ferret Jedi, become Jedi ourselves after seemingly endless journeys and rescues, we leave our Jedi Masters to embark a journey to the lands of the ferret clans to learn more about the evil ducky-hording dragon Regalok, we slay him and are not able to recover any duckys exepy a crystal ducky on a locket which turns out to be the one ducky ring to rule them all ( which must have been why it had a big hole in it), I get my finger bitten off at Mt. Mordor ( where Frodo nearly squished me)while casting in my precious...er...the ducky ring, we go on to become Cia agents, are taught enlish spanish french latin mandarin chinese german and something else I can't remember, go on to slay Count Ferratula a vampferret and a werret/wereferret (who was'nt polite enough to say his name), we become incredibly rich in human money, which is stolen from us by a notorious robber whom we catch, and for our retirement become street fight prevention police. (with our own mini car and weapons, quite effective but we prefer the arts of the ninja and some stuff we learned from James Bond.) In the end we are united with our family whom supply us with a fair share of love and we are currently giving self defense lessons. But I refuse to tell you the tale unless you buy us each ten duckies and a pack of beef jerky.

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