We got a kick out of this....link is at the bottom - great grammar practice!
Ladies and gentlemen, on this crazy occasion, it is a privilege to address such a/an funny-looking group of captains.  I can tell from your smiling sandwiches that you will support my mighty program in the coming election.  I promise that, if elected, there will be a/an cotton candy in every band and two airplanes in every garage.  I want to warn you against my horrible opponent, Mr. Coy.  This man is nothing but a/an wide-eyed snow.  He has a/an shaggy character and is working apple in glove with the criminal element.  If elected, I promise to eliminate vice.  I will keep the mosquitoes in the public till.  I promise you magnificent government, damaged taxes, and tired schools.


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Blessings,
Hope and kids