If you give a mom a trailer, she is going to want to take her kids on a trip and you know what that means.  If she takes her kids on a trip, they are probably going to get lost. When they get lost, they are going to fall behind schedule and eat lots of fast food while searching for the right state.

If you eat too much fast food, it might make hurt your tummy and give little people poo-poo soup and when kids get poop soup, they might have LOTS of dirty laundry.  With a pile of dirty laundry and no washing machine, a desperate mom might give everyone medicine to clog them up.

But, if you give a Moose an Imodium, it might work a little too well and someone may clog the trailer potty everyone has promised NOT to poop in. If Mom connects the sewer hose, she might discover someone turned on the sink and turned the floor into a swimming pool. 

When Mom cleans up the flood, the baby might take advantage of the distraction and dump Cheetos all over the trailer (again).  When Mom sweeps up the Cheetos, she might step backwards into the dog’s water.  If someone respills the bag of Cheetos while she is cleaning up the water, Mom might banish everyone to the pool and finish setting up camp in sweet solitude.

If Mom gets hot setting up camp, she may switch on the air conditioning.  When the A.C. kicks on, she may suddenly remember the present in the potty and rush to open all the windows.

After she opens all the windows, she might go fishing for potty logs and desperately miss her husband.  When she calls her husband, she might hang up on him if he finds her pain side-splittingly funny.  Angry at her husband, she might start putting the kids to bed. After the children finally fall asleep, she might realize they are exactly one pillow short and try to fall asleep wondering what possessed them to give a mom a trailer.