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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

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...Wondering about the odd title? Or already guessed what it means and wanting to get this over with? Well then, wonder no longer, and you can stop twiddling your thumbs! For I am about to tell you! ...Thing is, for the past three years, I have taken quite a liking to Ritz Crackers! Why? Because they taste oh, so good in soup and under cheese! Is it not simply wonderful?! I have discovered the secret of humanity: Ritz Crackers!!! ...But you may be wondering, (or pondering so to speak) ...why crackers? And why Ritz crackers, of all crackers? Well I will tell ya. Because, my friend...five hundred, twenty five and a half of a quarter minutes ago, or years, maybe (nobody really knows), someone said...those famous words that I shall never, ever ever forget! He said... "Ritz, Ritz, Ritz. My life...is Ritz." ...And there you have it! That is the answer to all of life's questions: Simply...Ritz Crackers. and that's the end of it!

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Now at this point, you are either intensely captivated by my little story, and are quite saddened by the fact that it is over, or you are yelling and punching the screen of the computer, greatly angered that firstly, the story in truth had nothing whatsoever to do with the title. And secondly, that I just wasted thirty seconds of your life. ...Or ten seconds of you are a fast reader.

...But either way, it does not stop you from reading this! Because you may still be wondering if the title of this entry has any meaning at all! Well then, wonder no longer! For I am about to tell you! ...Thing is, for the past ten days, I have been wondering simply this: Should I put quotes at the end of all my entries from now on? Or is it completely a waste of time? Well I will leave it up to you peasants. Just comment on this entry saying either "yes" or "no". ...But of course, a simple "No." or "Yes!" Won't suffice. State also why you would/would not like it so much. Okay? Got it? Good. So just one more thing to say...



                                                     LONG LIVE BAKLAVA!!!
                                             Signing out, -Mister Cool-

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Tinuviel

Quotes would be interesting. But they shouldn't just be any quotes. They should be...they should be...

*probes the far reaches of her mind for a profound adjective*

MISTERCOOLIOTASTIC!

I have spoken.
-Tinuviel

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 - Uh, yes?

Posted by enilarwyn

Awesome, a new entry! I agree, Ritz crackers are awesome with soup (especially potato!). Good story, too. xD
And to the whole quote thing, (duh!) yes. You've already started doing it. o.0
-Enilarwyn

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Thursday, October 30, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by 10jellybeans

Ritz crackers are the best.
And you wasted more then 30 seconds of my life, as I am a fast reader, but to fast, that I had to re-read half of the story because none of it made sense.

YES! I love quotes.

Simple enough.

I don't see any doom, in, near, under, above or around your blog.

Sorry.
That was completely random.
And even more random is the fact that I just consumed three packages of sweet tarts, I sorted them out by color too ;]

Happy one year and one day of blogging! Keep it up.
`kayla katastrophe

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Friday, November 7, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by OutLoud

Quotes are cool.
I would suggest them.
But make them as obscure as possible (For example;
A quote from a German movie that no one has heard
of (Think 'Vitus') or a silent film perhaps.

~Outloud

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by musiclover

haha that entry was funny....YES to the quotes because you're funny which means you'll probably find some funny quotes. in other words, this is one blog ill definitely come back to lol.

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Tuesday, November 18, 2008 - hey!

Posted by Rachsters

Yes!
I think that would be way cool and from what I know the only person who would do it.
AND it's interesting.

~Sheilla Kiwi
(yah yah..I changed my name)

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Thursday, November 27, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by Scaryman

ooo yeah yeah! I know some cool quotes! like...

evry oak tree started out as a bunch of nuts who desided to stand thare ground.

*ScaryFish randomly jumps out the window*

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Monday, December 1, 2008 - Untitled Comment

Posted by ChrissVampiress

um.. sure

~Chriss

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Tuesday, December 2, 2008 - Nice blog

Posted by MargoMargolia1

Ok first of all, I think that, provided your quotes are interesting, you should put them at the end of posts.

Second, who do you think you are calling a peasant!?!
This is the United States of America, we are all equal!
however if you don't hold to that; I am descended from dukes and kings who later ruled both Scotland and England, ever heard of James the First, the dude who seceded Elizabeth the First?

Third, why are you praising a rich pastry?

Other than that I like your blog, aside from the afore mentioned possible insult.

Mai l'élévation de route pour vous rencontrer. Mai le vent soit toujours à votre dos. Mai l'éclat du soleil chaud sur votre visage. Et chute de pluies douce sur vos champs. Et jusqu'à nous nous réunissons encore, Peut la prise de Dieu vous dans la cavité de sa main.
Margo

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009 - Wow...

Posted by Mara17

I've been sitting here reading your blog and my little siblings keep asking me what I'm laughing at!

And I think [since I know you totally care about my opinion] you should totally put quotes at the end of all your posts! - although then you run the risk of people reading this late at night getting in trouble for waking people up from laughing lol

And Ritz crackers are like cardboard compared to Zesta crackers! - How can you even write up a ramble on Ritz when Zesta's are sooo mcuh better????

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About Me

I am Mister Cool. I lead a very mysterious and doomful life, one that you are not worthy to hear about. But I will record it anyway, because it makes me happy. Good.
If you must know my age, I am between 13 and 15 years old.